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Hey work bitch,

I just want to say that I love you, you are sexy, you are awesome, you make all other women appear inadequate and worthless by comparison, you are worth flying around the world to be with, you are the only person I want to lay down with, you are exactly what I need, want, and desire, you are perfect for me, and… Mahal Kita!

Take all those GV, and have a great day of work! I’m going to go to bed!

I LOVE YOU!
Jason

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- Tell me…how can you NOT love him? <3